• Attempts at spinal 3
• Knife to skin 10.14am
• Delivered 10.19am
• Apgar 7/10/10
• Weight 4.60kg (10lb 2oz)
• Head circ 36cm
• Toes / Fingers 10
• Poos (up to and including 8pm 25.7) 1

Evan Mitton (full name TBC) was born at this exact instant in time.

Had a fantastic evening in the pub. We like going out and drinking and things. In less than 12 hours we’ll be parents. How did this happen?! Answers on a postcard.

Odd goings on in Manchester, featuring this man, currently seconded to the Feelgood Theatre company.

Updated 23 7 05

Fame at last

Poor surname spelling by the midwife there.

(If Natalie Hutton is reading – hi, you may be receiving an unnecessary course of procaine penicillin).