Monthly Archives: July 2006

Evan’s party

THANKYOU so much to the lovely people that came to Evan’s party! Was a brilliant party, Evan was spoilt with presents and ate chocolate cake! My team were SO much better at rounders (Jim’s team lost miserably, including their captain getting caught out first ball). We have a million photos of it all which I will eventually get onto the site (or more realistically Jim will).

Evan Moriarty is One Tomorrow!

And what a year it’s been!

Cut unceremoniously from the womb, he rapidly went on to become an internet sensation and a cult figure of great influence amongst babykind everywhere.

He spawned the short lived craze of the Jungle Gym before winning hearts and minds with his all encompassing smile of truth. Precocious acquisition of baby skills became his hallmark of success – early sports weeing has progressed to the pooey nappy flip and crawl manouvere, requiring even the most hardened nappy changer to have a grudging respect for his skills.

As he became longer and more numerous in the tooth, so he became more and more engaging. Altars of worship (in blog form) lept up all over the internet. He built a community of followers, smiling at strangers in supermarkets, being crowned ‘King of the babies’ at his nursery and naturally adopting the dictatorial emporer status at home.

Sadly there is a threat on the horizon. In 5 months time a young upstart will arrive and challenge his role. Is this the end of his reign?

He has a few words to say on the matter himself –

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How could I top that?

Your licence fee is paying for underground rooms full of BBC psychics

Micro Mitton won’t be putting in another public appearance until week 20, so I thought I’d get some fascinating background info from the BBC pregnancy calendar to keep the baying crowd amused and entertained.

You’re likely to have an antenatal appointment some time around this week. If you have
questions to ask, take a written list, so you don’t forget something that’s been niggling you. Pregnancy amnesia is common!

Oh my God! We did have an appointment! Today! How the hell did they know!