Micromitton has found him/herself a slot in her/his surgeons schedule and is planning a spectacular arrival on 19th December 2006.
We still haven’t put the scan pictures on – but you can probably imagine them. Grey, fuzzy, arse from elbow uncertain.
That's the day after my 30th birthday! Can I be an honorary elderly aunt?
All the best people are born on the 19th.
It better be a heterosexual girl. Otherwise I have a premonition that a week before Zoe and Evan's wedding there'll be inappropriate brotherly love and the whole thing will fall apart.
As father of the bride, and tight, I fear non-returnable deposits.