Wake up child. Send (his) mother off to work. Teach him to crawl. 2 hour baby nap. Walk to the pub.
Walk home. Milk. 1 hour baby nap. More crawling. Some walking, talking etc. Bath. Bed. No problems.
Double Locks pub = dog friendly if you’re into that sort of thing.
Did you take those photos yourself?
Thanks for the tip – I'll pass on to EDB and RDB…