Evan’s New Year Resolutions

Sorry they’re late!

Find more sparkly things

Coordinate accessories – like shoes and stuff. Then Zoe will fancy me more.

Always wear bib same colour as food – then if you do spill a drop no-one will notice.

No more 3pints of milk in one go – I’m only good to lie on the sofa in my Christmas jumper and fart after that.

No more Mr Nice Baby with that Tiger. Try Camoflauge to infiltrate his lair.

2 thoughts on “Evan’s New Year Resolutions

  1. Funky Evan, I have noted with pleasure the attention to detail with your accessories, we must meet up soon to chat colours,lots of love Zoë x

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